February 2011
70 posts
How I Met Your Mother: "The Three Day Rule"
- Barney: Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died.
- They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?"
- and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!"
- and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..."
- and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle,
- and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..."
- And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE.
- Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched,
- and FYI, that's when he invented the high five.
- That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story
You always sharpen your teeth ‘cause you’re like that
and you’re like that everythime you pull heart back
And her compact’s carving deeper in your lap
I would call but I forget where the phone is at
Urgh, I thought I had a bad hangover yesterday… today it’s like this hangover hooked up with yesterdays hangover, had lots of little hangover babies and then threw a hangover party in my brain.
FML
“At least now I know that you love me.
Thank god that you love at all.
What surprise I was right here going off going on dai the flu.” —Deftones, Dai the Flu (via your-skull-is-red)
Thank god that you love at all.
What surprise I was right here going off going on dai the flu.” —Deftones, Dai the Flu (via your-skull-is-red)
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People that complain about their relationships or partners online don’t deserve to be in them, or with them.
You come across like a complete dick.
I saw you floating around Deftones tagged posts...and I come back to see you've posted a picture from Wristcutters.
I demand we be good friends. :P Heh.
Yussss. Deftones and Wristcutters are both epic!
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